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Song Parodies -> "Crave T-Bones"
Original Song Title:
"Lazy Bones"
Original Performer:
Hoagy Carmichael
Parody Song Title:
"Crave T-Bones"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Crave T-bones,
From the grocery store
But who can afford 'em,
Anymore...
Price per pound is out a' sight
Guess it's mac n' cheese, tonight
Crave T-bones,
Medium, well done
But of late, I sink my
Teeth in none...
Got beefs about the beef there, son
Don't think I'm the only one..
My meat mind keeps strayin'
I even been prayin'
The price'll fall off, decline
Some days I'll go fishin'
And all the while, wishin'
For T-bones, "One-Ninety-nine"
Sad, my moans,
Moanin' every day
Maybe I'll head west
Where cattle stray..
Find one and just slice away
Crave T-bones,
Nice lean fillet....
From the grocery store
But who can afford 'em,
Anymore...
Price per pound is out a' sight
Guess it's mac n' cheese, tonight
Crave T-bones,
Medium, well done
But of late, I sink my
Teeth in none...
Got beefs about the beef there, son
Don't think I'm the only one..
My meat mind keeps strayin'
I even been prayin'
The price'll fall off, decline
Some days I'll go fishin'
And all the while, wishin'
For T-bones, "One-Ninety-nine"
Sad, my moans,
Moanin' every day
Maybe I'll head west
Where cattle stray..
Find one and just slice away
Crave T-bones,
Nice lean fillet....
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Great to see you back, Farce.
Thanks, John..., you, too..and like Red Buttons used to say, "Strange things are happening"
This was tasty, I know I'm really sick of mac n cheese and could use more steak
two johns, thanks to both
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