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Song Parodies -> "White Crick Mass"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"White Crick Mass"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Along with J.D. Watson, Francis Crick discovered the molecular structure of DNA.
I'm dreaming up a white Crick mass,
Gushed like the ones abused solo.
Where the D' drops glisten
On wilted linen.
To steer lay belles down below.

I'm dreaming up a white Crick mass,
With every Crick-mass carbon bite.
May you dream of cherries tonight.
And may all your Crick masses take flight.



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Overall Rating: 4.3
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Paul Robinsonq - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I riked this one, JB, so I cricked three fives for you...
Guy - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
DNAscious. A five double helix parody.
Johnny D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Recombine these fives.
Dee Range - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
555...JB, thanks for watching the cartoon, and glad you enjoyed it
John Barry - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Dee, hope you have more cartoons in the works.
Meriadoc - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
:-O :-O :-O :-O :-O
Dr. Ruth - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Come again, Meriadoc? Tee hee titter titter!

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