Might sound just a bit insane but it's the truth right now
'Cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy, flowers buddin' on me, buddy

Just a human, buddy (might sound just a bit insane)
I've known you since we were preschoolin', buddy (but it's the truth right now)
So you can say that I'm super normal, buddy ('cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy)
So how come my skin's sproutin' flowers, buddy? Not a thing my ass is wantin' (flowers buddin' on me, buddy)
Might sound just a bit insane but it's the truth right now
'Cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy (ain't right, ain't right), flowers buddin' on me, buddy

This S-U-C-K-S, no pain but it's still a pain, understand, mate?
Physical major pain? That ain't happ'nin' but I cannot avoid droppin' petals, I'm annoyed, hold on (shh)
I'm not sure what's worse: all of the doctors have a void
Of good answers, hope they're coy or the dumb friggin' contradictin' advice to avoid
The outdoors 'cause insects
But I'll need sun in case "dead plants" means "dead boy"
Might sound just a bit insane but it's the truth right now
'Cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy, flowers buddin' on me

I'm no garden, buddy (might sound just a bit insane)
But that truth doesn't look a hard one, buddy (but it's the truth right now)
Since my whole frame looks like I've been farmin', buddy ('cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy)
But I can't just brush off the flowers, buddy, they're a little bit embedded (flowers buddin' on me, buddy)
Might sound just a bit insane but it's the truth right now
'Cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy, flowers buddin' on me, buddy

Roses, lilies, daisies, got so many types, I'm so scared of fire
I wish it was more even, no lie, symmetrical would look best, ain't my lot
And not one is a fruit, blows (ayy), some free snacks would be pretty great (ayy)
I don't want a cannibal debate, I'll eat me, hands down, 'cause errything (ayy)
Is a pain in the ass (pain in the ass) with me growin' plants (with me growin' shit)
From the bottom of my feet to parts private, please someone help fast (oh)
Might sound just a bit insane (but it's true) but it's the truth right now (this isn't Photoshopped, asshole, back's full of lilac)
'Cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy (sounds bizarre but it's a fact), flowers buddin' on me, buddy (drives me mad)

Don't feel ill now, buddy (might sound just a bit insane)
It's still true that I want a fix now, buddy (but it's the truth right now)
I've pruned away but they keep refreshin', buddy ('cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy)
Skin's still constantly sproutin' flowers, buddy, which is not a thing I'm wantin' (flowers buddin' on me, buddy)
Might sound just a bit insane but it's the truth right now
'Cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy (ain't right, ain't right), flowers buddin' on me, buddy

Might sound just a bit insane but it's the truth right now
'Cause flowers have been buddin' on me, buddy, flowers buddin' on me, buddy