Legends say when ladies wed
Their gown of white means pure
The man must wait to consummate
Only then, can he know for sure...

A bride wants soft touches
And romance that's gentle...
But, Hymens are a groom's best friend
The bride needs warm clutches,
And words sentimental
Not some anxious Ed,
Who'll rush to spread
On some hard bed..

Guys are cold,
Most choose to hold
Onto old fashioned myths they'll defend
Want to know wife's a virgin
Who ain't had that urgin'...
Hymens are a groom's best friend

Honeymoon...Niagara Falls
There may be controversy
When she is without it..

It's rude to be crude
At a time, so traumatic...
But, Hymens are a groom's best friend
He should concentrate on erot-
Not erratic
But, wants cherry splits
And all he gits..is just the pits

So, use tact
Perform the act
And If you aren't the first, just pretend
Keep "Adam 'n Eve'n"
Don't waste time believin'....
Hymens are a groom's best friend