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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Blondie Doing Dagwood's Boss"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Blondie Doing Dagwood's Boss"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
I saw Blondie doing Dagwood's boss
As I surfed the internet last night
Oh, she was quivering
From Mister Dithers' thing
Astounding was the pounding
That he was delivering
Then, I saw Blondie kissing Dagwood's boss
Underneath his navel. What a sight!
Oh, what a strange thing happened then
Somehow Dagwood sandwiched in
And did Blondie with his boss last night
As I surfed the internet last night
Oh, she was quivering
From Mister Dithers' thing
Astounding was the pounding
That he was delivering
Then, I saw Blondie kissing Dagwood's boss
Underneath his navel. What a sight!
Oh, what a strange thing happened then
Somehow Dagwood sandwiched in
And did Blondie with his boss last night
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Prittee good...pritteee good...loved that dagwood sandwiched in, line five more sandwiches..
dagwood "sandwiching in" has to be the pun of the year...lol
What Alvin said.
I guess they all got some comic relief... and so did I.
Who were the eaters and who was the eatee in that sandwich? A thoroughly delightful menage a cinq-cinq-cinq.
"strange" is an understatement for that kind of incident, Rick, astounding pounding or not - LOL - 555
That's disgusting. Have you left no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Talented though this was, I was so disgusted I didn't even rate it. I mean... have you SEEN Mr. Dithers? Cormier, you're fired!
I don't know the comic strip but this was entertaining nonetheless.
I agree that the sandwich pun was a real groaner.
Thanks all. Didn't realize until after I posted this that it was, appropriately (or inappropriately, you choose), my 69th parody. Oh, no! I've been fired by Mr. Tru(MP)! Pacholek's left me paycheckless.
Tell ya what, Rick: I'll hire you back if you can bring me pictures of Beetle Bailey's torrid affair with Miss Buxley.
Hmmm. How about some of Annie and Warbucks smoochin? Leapin' Lizards!
Just one thing. Can ya move the parody to the adult site????
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