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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Romney Kissing Santa’s Ass"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Romney Kissing Santa’s Ass"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I saw Romney kissing Santa’s ass—
Putz is a butt-busser, left or right.
A slipp’ry weasly creep;
Full of air, all that he’ll speak
(Ten grand bet. . .a clueless geek).
He may well be f**ked
And stuck in Bushesque doo-doo deep.

Still, I saw Romney licking Santa’s ass—
Santa’s all in red, meaning he might
Be Commie or one of them
From a state that don’t vote Dem.
Romney’s kissing every ass in sight!
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Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 13, 2011 - Report this comment
He's Presidential timber. Notice I didn't say who "He" is.
AFW - December 13, 2011 - Report this comment
I sort of get the idea you're not a Romney fan

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