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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Clipping Santa’s Paws"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Clipping Santa’s Paws"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I saw mommy clipping Santa’s paws;
his finger- and toenails were a fright.
The man could make you bleed
if your skin he should knead.
Those nails needed a touchup,
someone to intercede.

Then I saw mommy diddled by S. Claus,
now that his nails weren’t sharp as a knife.
He could now could grasp her in between
the thighs…not cause her to scream.
And mommy’s gripping Santa’s upright.
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