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Song Parodies -> "I Wok Canines"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk the Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I Wok Canines"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I keep an “haute” watch on the barking kind,
I keep the home fires open, set to dine,
I keep oregano ready, and thyme.
Because they’re fine, I wok canines.

I find them very, very tasty as au jus,
I find I chase their bones. . .irony ensues,
Yes, I’ll admit that I drool when I chew.
Before I dine, I wok canines.

Some meat is mighty dark, and some is light,
I heap it on plate, salivate, and bite,
No haggis, fish can give the same delight—
Nothing ovine; I wok canines.

Sometime I will heap peas up as a side
Dish—sometimes spuds that I have lightly fried.
I used to throw sticks for them when we went outside,
But now I dine on wokked canines.

When close friends come to dine, I say it’s swine
That they are noshing, and they think it’s fine.
I’ve laced it with a knockout anodyne. . .
No more canine—I wok mankind.

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Old Man Ribber - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - You've turned man's best friend into man's best dinner! Fine job! ;D
Patrick - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
The way the economy is going, a lot of vegetarians may become humanitarians.
Max Power - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny how when I wrote a song about canine cuisine, bunch of animal rights activists came in by groups and trashed it. I like animals as much as the next guy but some people are just ridiculous, talk about taking things too seriously. Anyway that's a tasty parody you got there.
AFW - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Adds new meaning to the phrase, "Puttin' on the dog"
LilHoWok - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Love those Pups-On-Stick,, SirK . . . . Kaiser UberSchlong!
UnKnownVotress - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
SirK . . .you're a " k-9 " for sure, Colonel UberSchlong . . .
Phil Nelson - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Too many dogs around here, this is an idea. LOL 5's
John Barry - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Woof, woof, wanks, all.

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