Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They're goin' North, the push is on
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They're goin' North, the push is on

Big Sam had to spraddle for a colonoscopy
His old prat and fart'ner wasn't workin' properly
They crossed the rectum river,
And searched with a fine tooth comb
Below his hairy fountain,
Started probin' and shoved it home...

Across the pimply mountains, in his valley far below
It's a trip that's so disgusting, but, the doctors have to go
Had the lights and the scope a'runnin' wild
In the land where the sun don't shine
Yes, Sam McCord was a mighty man
But, we all need this, sometime..

Where the colon is winding,
For polyps, they're mining
North Thru The Ass'ka
They're goin' North, the push is on..

Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They're goin' North, the push is on
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They're goin' North, the push is on

Doc turned to Sam, with the probe in his hand
Said: "Sam, you're a' lookin' like a pretty healthy man.
We searched every nook that's buried in your bum
And found just one small polyp there to take a biopsy from

The biopsy was benign, we clipped it at the wall
It's good news, Sam, no problem, no worries, at all
All done with your heiny, and this Teevee show
Cover up your pimply mountains, pay the bill, you're free to go.."

Where the liver is winding
No bad things they're finding,
North Thru The Ass'ka
They headed North, the push was on

Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
Way up North, (North Thru The Ass'ka)
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They headed North, the push was on
North Thru The Ass'ka,
They headed North, the push was on