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Song Parodies -> "Kit Treed"

Original Song Title:

"Misty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis

Parody Song Title:

"Kit Treed"

Parody Written by:

Tony the Cat

The Lyrics

Look at me:
I’m a helpless little kitten up a tree
And I’m squealing, because I’m pissed, really loud;
I’m not down on land—
I’m a kit treed,
Oh, Fido, be damned!

Dogs are banes;
They’re just bow-wows, violently causing pains.
I wish on them the fate of Old Yeller. . .
Can’t get outta here,
A poor kit treed and quaking in fear.

Spooky baying relentlessly on;
It’s the Baskerville Hound, I tell you.
I wish this grotesque mutt would get lost,
Or at least go take a poo.

Find a bone
By digging and make its owner start to groan
At the hole in his lawn: look at that cleft.
A gat, please! a gun,
Then, dude, hit the mutt with more than one
Slug, then slip the mutt in hole he’s dug.

Look, I’m free!

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