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Song Parodies -> "Billy Snacks on Endive"

Original Song Title:

"Willie and the Hand Jive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Otis

Parody Song Title:

"Billy Snacks on Endive"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I know a gastronome named Billy—
he turns his nose up at hot dogs and fries and chili.
In a wok he’ll brown up some tofu
and chew that tasty endive too.

Papas frites Billy will not condone;
he’s chewin’ that endive, not a hambone.
Billy said, “Papas frites bring me down;
I’m chewin’ that endive; I do not frown.”

Endive, endive, endive,
chewin’ that tasty endive.

Manna, manna, sans a cup o’ joe—
he’s chewin’ that endive, just watch him go.
Gourmands like Billy have got to dine
and chew that endive overtime.

Ain’t broccoli or crawdads he likes to eat.
and he doesn’t dig red meat—
such comestibles, he says, ain’t meet,
but out lots of endive he will mete.

Endive, endive, endive,
swoonin’ for tasty endive.

“Billy is silly,” says his good friend Paul
as he watches Billy eschew chewin’ on a meatball.
Paul is chewin’ on a big babyback, though Billy
pleads for endive gastronomy.

Endive, endive, endive,
groovin’ on tasty endive.

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Callmelennie - January 29, 2015 - Report this comment
From my upcoming smash hit, "Lennie And The Three Fives." -- Three fives, three fives, three fives ..... issuing those crazy three fives
Patrick - January 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Isn't this the vegetable the Department of Agriculture was recommending that farmers plant to compensate for low corn prices a decade or so ago?
Giorgio Coniglio - January 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Very challenging pacing in OS. 5s for even attempting it. Lettuce is somewhat boring (although I am a hardcore arugula afficionado). Looked in archive and found your fantastic "Hang-five" spoof on the same OS. Recommended reading!!
Rob Arndt - January 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Well done as usual JAB, 555!!! If you do so well at food, I wonder how well you'd do with anatomical bits like the Douglas Pouch (aka Pouch of Douglas)???
John Jenkins - January 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Very good wordplay and substitutions.

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