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Song Parodies -> "Buy"
Original Song Title:
"Cry"
Original Performer:
Johnny Ray
Parody Song Title:
"Buy"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
When some sweet tarts in a bak'ry, catch your eye
Screw that diet, you'll feel better if you Buy
When waking from a boob dream
Don't you sometimes think they're real?
But, it's only falsie motions that you feel
After Christmas, you can't wait around too long
Get your ass out with the crazy shopping throng
Latch on to those low interest deals
Before they're marked up high
Jump in your Yugo, and go out and Buy
After Christmas, do not wait around too long
Grab your checkbook, tell the old man, suck a bong.
You gotta get deeper in debt, it's patriotic, try..
Scoot down to Walmart, and Buy, Buy, Buy..
Screw that diet, you'll feel better if you Buy
When waking from a boob dream
Don't you sometimes think they're real?
But, it's only falsie motions that you feel
After Christmas, you can't wait around too long
Get your ass out with the crazy shopping throng
Latch on to those low interest deals
Before they're marked up high
Jump in your Yugo, and go out and Buy
After Christmas, do not wait around too long
Grab your checkbook, tell the old man, suck a bong.
You gotta get deeper in debt, it's patriotic, try..
Scoot down to Walmart, and Buy, Buy, Buy..
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good one
I'm sold--5s.
Thanks, alvin and John
"falsie motions" in line 5, brilliant!
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