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Song Parodies -> "Ridge Goes Over The Rainbow"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Ridge Goes Over The Rainbow"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Tom Ridge, Director of Homeland Security, hamstrung by lack of real clout over other agencies, shows us his colors
(instrumental intro)

Ridge goes over the rainbow,
Can't say why
We must face vague alerts of
What terrorists may try.

Ridge goes over the rainbow.
Green, then blue...
Yellow, orange, then red means
Terrorist threats are true.

Ridge was appointed as the czar
To oversea the homeland, our security.
His troubles felt, our morale drops.
Coordination really flops.
His clout is tiny...

Ridge goes over the rainbow.
Watch the sky.
Color codes form a rainbow.
Hide when the risk is high.

Ridge was appointed as the czar
To oversea the homeland, our security.
His troubles felt, our morale drops.
Coordination really flops
His clout is tiny...

Ridge goes over the rainbow.
Watch the sky.
Color codes form a rainbow.
Hide when the risk is high.

Ridge was appointed as the czar
To oversea the homeland, our security.
His troubles felt, our morale drops.
Coordination really flops
His clout is tiny...

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