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Song Parodies -> "Sunned Bare, Overdone Flamed Hose!"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Sunned Bare, Overdone Flamed Hose!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Don't know the OS? Over the Top Over the Rainbow MIDI here ~ Judy Garland sings a cautionary "tail"...
Sunned bare—overdone flamed hose!
Third degree!
Wish that I had abstained, D'oh!
It even hurts to pee!
Sun flared—U.V. 'A' maimed hose
Broiled shaft
I've learned that coco butter's
S.P.F.'s just one-half!
While lying nude I took a nap
With parabolic Reynold's wrap sur-roun-ding!
And woke up in some Dante's dream
My willie 'Wonka'd'—heard it scream
The pain's a-stoun-ding!
Numb where—sprayed Lanacaine™ flows!
Sunburns suck
Harsh rays, the nudist's bane, Bro
Next time I'll fold and tuck
My derm doc claims Earth's blazing star
Mutates au naturel cigars—cells grow clones
Where warty growths like nipples mound
And family jewels make crackling sounds
Damn holes in O-zone!
Sun wear—none was insane, Bro
I'll admit
From now on I'll be wearing
A mirrored oven mitt
Now Mr. Happy's not so spry
Looks dipped in Draino™!
Next Ju-ly?
Close fly!
Third degree!
Wish that I had abstained, D'oh!
It even hurts to pee!
Sun flared—U.V. 'A' maimed hose
Broiled shaft
I've learned that coco butter's
S.P.F.'s just one-half!
While lying nude I took a nap
With parabolic Reynold's wrap sur-roun-ding!
And woke up in some Dante's dream
My willie 'Wonka'd'—heard it scream
The pain's a-stoun-ding!
Numb where—sprayed Lanacaine™ flows!
Sunburns suck
Harsh rays, the nudist's bane, Bro
Next time I'll fold and tuck
My derm doc claims Earth's blazing star
Mutates au naturel cigars—cells grow clones
Where warty growths like nipples mound
And family jewels make crackling sounds
Damn holes in O-zone!
Sun wear—none was insane, Bro
I'll admit
From now on I'll be wearing
A mirrored oven mitt
Now Mr. Happy's not so spry
Looks dipped in Draino™!
Next Ju-ly?
Close fly!
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you sure love this song don't you TJC?
Highly hilarious! This is a real sun scream...favorite line: My willie 'Wonka'd'
nothing screams summer like grilled hot dogs
"Parabolic Reynolds wrap surrounding" I'd of given you 5's just for that, but "Willie Wonka'd" had me rolling of my chair.
Thanks all! Grin and bare it!
I burn so easily I have wondered if one of my ancestors was a vampire or Mogwai. This was LOL funny, TJC. SPF (super parody factor) 555.
Alvin stole my line...but great parody and wonderful word play.
I too loved the Willy Wonka'd and the SPF-factored, and let me be the first to register the detection of a strong J.A.Barry-ness about this parody-style, TJC - excellent wordplay - 555
Red Ant - thanks - we can revel in our pigmentopenia together with Conan O'brian. Meriadoc... thanks! Stuart - appreciate the comments, but I feel I grovel at the Graven Idol (Monday on Fox Network!) that is J.A.B.!
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