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Song Parodies -> "The Wheel Of Fortune"

Original Song Title:

"The Wheel Of Fortune"

Original Performer:

Kay Starr

Parody Song Title:

"The Wheel Of Fortune"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The Wheel Of Fortune
Still sprinning around
Started in the "Seventies"
With Chuck Woolery

Oh, Wheel Of Fortune
Now, Sajak's the guy
Vanna White's the letter girl
Both old, but they try

While the wheel is spinning, spinning, spinning
Vanna White's not grinning,
That's only gas
Sajak's hair is whiter, turning, turning
From long years of yearning
For Vanna's fine ass

Oh, Wheel Of Fortune
False teeth can't say "vowel"
Think it's time you packed it up
Please let it be now



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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8
Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
the wheel stops on............................................FIVES
John Barry - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd like to buy and F, an I, a V, and E, and an S.
Billy Boyd - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this was very funny, and very true. That show sucks. All 5's.
AFW - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, John, and Billy
2Eagle - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I had to give you a 3 for humor. Vanna and Pat are not old!

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