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Song Parodies -> "Across The Wide Miss Shirley"
Original Song Title:
"Across The Wide Missouri"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kingston Trio
Parody Song Title:
"Across The Wide Miss Shirley"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
For seven years, she's been a' waitin'
She's an awful lotta' girly
So, that's how long it takes for matin'
You see..
Across The Wide Miss Shirley
A whale, a whale, a-ree
Across The Wide Miss Shirley
Seven years, I been a' roamin'
Searchin through those peaks and valleys
It sure looks like Cheyenne, Wyomin'
To me..
Or twenty Kirstie Alleys
A whale, a whale, a-ree
Across The Wide Miss Shirley
Another dawn, my bodies breakin'
Every day I get up early
There must be love, somewhere for takin'
By me..
Across The Wide Miss Shirley
A whale, a whale, a-ree
Across The Wide Miss Shirley...
She's an awful lotta' girly
So, that's how long it takes for matin'
You see..
Across The Wide Miss Shirley
A whale, a whale, a-ree
Across The Wide Miss Shirley
Seven years, I been a' roamin'
Searchin through those peaks and valleys
It sure looks like Cheyenne, Wyomin'
To me..
Or twenty Kirstie Alleys
A whale, a whale, a-ree
Across The Wide Miss Shirley
Another dawn, my bodies breakin'
Every day I get up early
There must be love, somewhere for takin'
By me..
Across The Wide Miss Shirley
A whale, a whale, a-ree
Across The Wide Miss Shirley...
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This surely is funny.
nicely done...5s
Geez, for all the old 'Trio stuff I know, this ain't one of them...but it sure is funny...DKTOS, so no vote, though ~ ~ ~
Thanks, John, alvin, and Paul....it's just a variation on the old traditional folk song, "Shenandoah"...same melody
"Or twenty Kirstie Alleys" ... 555 ... Hey, have you seen Kirstie on her new TV commercial? Lookin' better, lookin' better!
Thanks, Johnny...no, haven't seen her, but hear she lost some weight
This is funny.
three wide 5's
Thanks, Larry, and Carol
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