There's lotsa' nasty toilet bowls,
And none don't need to be
For sale in stores is stuff that pours
And keeps them fresh, you see
It comes in liquid or pill form
And saves much elbow grease
I've planted my suggestion seeds,
So now, won't you buy it please...

Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Drop that blue pill in your toilet
Keeps the tank real clean and fine
You won't keep it hid, you'll lift the lid
Show off Blue Water Line..

It takes away the "Sorries" and the
Worrys for us all
With each flushin'..blue comes gushin'
Like a special at the mall
Just might be the best invention
Since sliced bread or pop up toast
Turns your stool into a pool
Like California's coast..

Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Pop a little in your toidy
And the porcelain will shine
Class up bathroom turf, and booty surf
That cool Blue Water Line

Get it from Dollar dealers,
Or 'neath the grocery sign
You'll have to use a number system
Friends will think it's just divine
They'll go in there just to sit and watch
Your old Blue Water Line..

Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Blue Water, Blue Water. Blue Water Line
When you wanna' keep a tidy bowl,
This stuff'll work just fine
Never keep her hid, lift up the lid
Show your Blue Water Line..