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Song Parodies -> "I Drank A Beer"
Original Song Title:
"I Cried A Tear"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lavern Baker
Parody Song Title:
"I Drank A Beer"
Parody Written by:
Immoral Liberal
The Lyrics
"If I didn't know what makes the flowers grow, then I wouldn't know what makes the flowers grow." --some guy
I drank a beer because of you;
I drank a beer because you're through.
I drank a beer. What else should I do?
To tell the truth, I won't miss you.
I chugged a beer with my mouth part;
To drink much more wouldn't be smart.
Now you can leave; goodbye old fart.
You'll go away; that's how our ways part.
I drank a beer; didn't drink two.
Just drank one beer, and then I knew
I didn't need much else to do.
Can't say that I'm sorry for you.
I'll be just fine, 'cause who needs you?
I drank a beer because you're through.
I drank a beer. What else should I do?
To tell the truth, I won't miss you.
I chugged a beer with my mouth part;
To drink much more wouldn't be smart.
Now you can leave; goodbye old fart.
You'll go away; that's how our ways part.
I drank a beer; didn't drink two.
Just drank one beer, and then I knew
I didn't need much else to do.
Can't say that I'm sorry for you.
I'll be just fine, 'cause who needs you?
This is a very deep and meaningful song--or as I've often said, "No, it isn't."
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