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Song Parodies -> "Origami Dished Me Scant Applause"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Little Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"Origami Dished Me Scant Applause"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Origami dished me scant applause
Blundered crease initially - misdight!
No hobby glee to reap
Party fares to cause to weep
A multitude I've crumpled
Many bad folds cast on heap
That Origami ticks me - rant won't pause
Japanese-y cranes won't show no flight
Oh, what disaster it has been
A tattered and wrinkley scene
Grubby, split, bent, dented, gnawed...not right!
Origami's a mess - crammed with flaws
Something seemed astray, to go, last night
Tab A's won't fit slot B's
Now it tears - I rave and *bleep*
O'erwrought, 'cus it was mucked up
Thinned my temper, vastly weeped
(Kirigami might me grant less mauls
Dundered so, I've papercuts in blight)
Oh, what a craft I've learned to hate!
Fold, spindle and mutilate!
'Gami's p*ssed me, sad, because I tried...
Blundered crease initially - misdight!
No hobby glee to reap
Party fares to cause to weep
A multitude I've crumpled
Many bad folds cast on heap
That Origami ticks me - rant won't pause
Japanese-y cranes won't show no flight
Oh, what disaster it has been
A tattered and wrinkley scene
Grubby, split, bent, dented, gnawed...not right!
Origami's a mess - crammed with flaws
Something seemed astray, to go, last night
Tab A's won't fit slot B's
Now it tears - I rave and *bleep*
O'erwrought, 'cus it was mucked up
Thinned my temper, vastly weeped
(Kirigami might me grant less mauls
Dundered so, I've papercuts in blight)
Oh, what a craft I've learned to hate!
Fold, spindle and mutilate!
'Gami's p*ssed me, sad, because I tried...
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masterfully written....you guys amaze me
Anybody playing parody-poker with you two hobbits would be wise to FOLD !! But I'll raise you 555 & see your next parody-hand!
I did some Origami at school once - or was that Macrame...? Anyway, great job !
This parody is in great shape
Someday, this parody will be on TV, undoubtedly on "paper-view".
"Misdight" - You get Fives just for expanding my vocabulary, and there aren't Barry many writers who can claim that :)
"Misdight" - You get Fives just for expanding my vocabulary, and there aren't Barry many writers who can claim that :)
Thanks everybody :) Tommy, you're telling me ! I thought it was one of Merry's legendary (to me, anyway) mis-spellings ! I looked it up and thought "Stuff me, that's a real bloody word". Heh heh.
Tommy, this was actually the second parody we've used 'misdight' in! ;-D
Maybe you should take up stamp collecting instead.
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