-> "Banderas"
Original Song Title:
"Bonanza"
Parody Song Title:
"Banderas"
The Lyrics
One star we all know,
He is Antonio.....Banderas
With his guns and his swords
Often wins big awards
In movies and on tv
Great action star,
On a horse, in a car.....Banderas
Tough as old Charlie Bronson,
And cheated Don's johnson
when he married Melanie
With his touch in "Two Much"
Melted her like ice
Wrong city...Not Miami..
No, this was "Madrid Vice"
Keeps breakin' hearts
In latin lover parts......Banderas
Like when starring in "Original Sin"
With Angelina Jolie
Flaunted brawn in "Once Upon
A Time In Mexico"
Kept in step with Johnny Depp
And William DaFoe
Done real well
In the movie, "Femme Fatale".....Banderas
Showed'em he's hard to beat,
Ridin' in Zorro's seat
With Hopkins, Sir Anthony
Had real force,
With a mask and a horse.....Banderas
Moved quick nimble bones,
With C. Zeta Jones,
In markin' that famous "Z"
Like Tom Hanks,
Drew critic's thanks
For "Philadelphia"
"Evita" too, Madonna knew
His charm and charisma
In Hollywood
He's doin' pretty good,......Banderas
With his friendliest, fightingest, lovingest style
You can bet he'll be around quite a while,
Flashin' that macho Spanish smile....Banderas,
Banderas
Banderas..
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