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Song Parodies -> "Carry Your Own Duck, John Kerry"
Original Song Title:
"Won't You Come home, Bill Bailey?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Louis Armstrong
Parody Song Title:
"Carry Your Own Duck, John Kerry"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
On October 21'st, John Kerry was duck hunting in Springfield Township, Ohio..When asked by reporters, he said he bagged one, but someone else was carrying it, saying, he was too lazy...
"Carry Your Own Duck, John Kerry"
Carry Your Own Duck, John Kerry, You shot it down!
Who do you think you are?
You're not the President, yet...Still up for grabs
This time you've gone too far!
Dressed up all camaflagy....Twelve gauge shot-gun
Good image gone amuck?
'Twas you took the aim....'Twas you shot the game
John Kerry, Carry your own duck!
Carry Your Own Duck, John Kerry...What can it weigh?
This makes you look absurd
So grab that game sack, Baby...'Cause if you don't
The voters might give you the bird! (Oh, yeah!}
The voters might give you the bird!
Carry Your Own Duck, John Kerry, You shot it down!
Who do you think you are?
You're not the President, yet...Still up for grabs
This time you've gone too far!
Dressed up all camaflagy....Twelve gauge shot-gun
Good image gone amuck?
'Twas you took the aim....'Twas you shot the game
John Kerry, Carry your own duck!
Carry Your Own Duck, John Kerry...What can it weigh?
This makes you look absurd
So grab that game sack, Baby...'Cause if you don't
The voters might give you the bird! (Oh, yeah!}
The voters might give you the bird!
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quacked me up
Good to see a little light-hearted criticism of Kerry instead of the usual left-vs.-right parody wars. Pacing is off in a few places, though, so I give this 4-5-5.
LOL Alvin! You're right airfarcewon - only the president should not have to carry his own duck - 555
True...I did throw in an extra "Sillybull" in places...mainly because I wanted the term "Own duck", instead of just duck....Thanks for comments and votes, all
Thufferin' thuccotath...oh, that's Sylvester...5s anyway
Hunting for some fives? Here, send Fido out into the swamp to retrieve these three!
Love it. And when I sang it, I just leave out "John" and it has a nice sound...."Carry your own duck, Kerry" ....5's
Oh thank goodness. I was afraid the psychotic 2004 version of YWN may have commented here. "Well John Kerry is a TRAITOR! AIEEEEE!"
I don't think I have ever eaten duck before. Well, once I had a turducken (A turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a hen).
I don't think I have ever eaten duck before. Well, once I had a turducken (A turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a hen).
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