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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be Gloved By You"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Be Loved By You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Marilyn Monroe
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Be Gloved By You"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I wanna be gloved by you, just you
And nobody else but you
I wanna be gloved by you, Nurse Jones!
(Prostate exam !)
I wanna be checked by you, just you
Nobody else but you,
I wanna be checked by you, Nurse Jones !
My prostate must be increasing
Up nights is not pleasing
The pain is not ceasing
It's givin' me groans !
(Prostate exam, prostate exam !)
I wanna be gloved by you, just you,
And no other doc will do
I wanna be gloved by you, Nurse Jones !
(Prostate exam !)
And nobody else but you
I wanna be gloved by you, Nurse Jones!
(Prostate exam !)
I wanna be checked by you, just you
Nobody else but you,
I wanna be checked by you, Nurse Jones !
My prostate must be increasing
Up nights is not pleasing
The pain is not ceasing
It's givin' me groans !
(Prostate exam, prostate exam !)
I wanna be gloved by you, just you,
And no other doc will do
I wanna be gloved by you, Nurse Jones !
(Prostate exam !)
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Thank you for NOT making this a Michael Jackson parody. Or an O.J. Simpson one.
funny concept...a fun poke, one might say
Thanks to Michael, and alvin
A true glove story.
It's a shame the OS is so short: I wanted to see where this was going! 555
Great job, AFW. I also wish it was longer, so we could have had a happy ending LOL. I loved watching MArilyn sing...she had great lungs!
Thanks, John, Kristof, and Dee....Yeah, it was one of those lazy quickies, ya' know?....and good puns, Dee
"(Prostate exam !)" for "boop boop be do" was a little inspired AFW - why doesn't this OS get more treatment? - 555
Thanks, Stuart....good question...maybe because it is so short..
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