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Song Parodies -> "The Cat Came Back"
Original Song Title:
"The Cat Came Back"
Original Performer:
Miscellaneous
Parody Song Title:
"The Cat Came Back"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
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The massively over-egged misinformation peddled by Trump & Vance, lying about immigrants eating pets
Vance has admitted it isn't true, but asserts that by lying about immigrants in such a way as the town has received bomb threats is helpful. Trump still appears to believe it is happening, and anyone so credulous as to believe something based on hearsay and rumour should really be nowhere near the presidency.
The massively over-egged misinformation peddled by Trump & Vance, lying about immigrants eating pets
Vance has admitted it isn't true, but asserts that by lying about immigrants in such a way as the town has received bomb threats is helpful. Trump still appears to believe it is happening, and anyone so credulous as to believe something based on hearsay and rumour should really be nowhere near the presidency.
Springfield, Ohio has got problems with its pets
Nasty rumours leading to terrorist bomb threats
Somebody's cat went missing (that part is really real)
And its owner thought Haitians made her cat into a meal
But.. the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, apparently uneaten
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
A photo going viral was suggested as support
Of the pet-eating community eating stuff they didn't ought
But nobody had pointed out out before it all began
[The] photo didn't come from Springfield, and they weren't Haiti-an
And the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, no cat u-pon a platter
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
Donald Trump was being badly beaten in debate
So he started screaming "dogs and cats and pets are being ate"
And because the Donald said it, many people think it's true
But if Donald cared about the truth, one might suppose he knew
That the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, guessed it uningested
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
JD Vance admitted that the story wasn't true
But if lying helps constituents, he said that's what he'll do
But is it really helping that those terroristic twats
Are making threats quoting the Donald: "immigrants eat cats"?
But.. the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, no quibble: it's unnibbled
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
[If] a moral might be found to this unedifying tale
Incitement based on twaddle should be well beyond the pale
The idiots believe it, so I'd like to make it clear:
A President who shares this shit? A very dumb idea
'Cause the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, yeah Trump was talking bollocks
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
Nasty rumours leading to terrorist bomb threats
Somebody's cat went missing (that part is really real)
And its owner thought Haitians made her cat into a meal
But.. the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, apparently uneaten
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
A photo going viral was suggested as support
Of the pet-eating community eating stuff they didn't ought
But nobody had pointed out out before it all began
[The] photo didn't come from Springfield, and they weren't Haiti-an
And the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, no cat u-pon a platter
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
Donald Trump was being badly beaten in debate
So he started screaming "dogs and cats and pets are being ate"
And because the Donald said it, many people think it's true
But if Donald cared about the truth, one might suppose he knew
That the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, guessed it uningested
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
JD Vance admitted that the story wasn't true
But if lying helps constituents, he said that's what he'll do
But is it really helping that those terroristic twats
Are making threats quoting the Donald: "immigrants eat cats"?
But.. the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, no quibble: it's unnibbled
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
[If] a moral might be found to this unedifying tale
Incitement based on twaddle should be well beyond the pale
The idiots believe it, so I'd like to make it clear:
A President who shares this shit? A very dumb idea
'Cause the cat came back, the very next day
The cat came back, yeah Trump was talking bollocks
Yes the cat came back.. the rumours won't go away
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"Yo! What is this they got on the grill?"
"Is that— You think it's cats?"
"Man, listen, man... There go a cat right there. His a** better get missin' man. Look like his homies on the grill, man! What the f***!?"
"Is that— You think it's cats?"
"Man, listen, man... There go a cat right there. His a** better get missin' man. Look like his homies on the grill, man! What the f***!?"
Daughter of Haitian immigrant says yes, they do eat cats:
https://rumble.com/v5eoqud
While she doesn't mention it, one other reason they eat cats down there is that those aren't their pets; the cats are wild animals. As in most parts of the world, being wild animals means they are considered legitimate prey for hunters. So to the Haitians, finding out that hunting and eating cats is offensive to people here because they're pets would be sort of like a possum hunter here in the U.S. finding out that his neighbor is ticked off at him because the possums he killed and ate were actually his neighbor's pets.
https://rumble.com/v5eoqud
While she doesn't mention it, one other reason they eat cats down there is that those aren't their pets; the cats are wild animals. As in most parts of the world, being wild animals means they are considered legitimate prey for hunters. So to the Haitians, finding out that hunting and eating cats is offensive to people here because they're pets would be sort of like a possum hunter here in the U.S. finding out that his neighbor is ticked off at him because the possums he killed and ate were actually his neighbor's pets.
https://rumble.com/v5ez270
That's the video of the guy sounding off about the neighbor grilling a couple of cats on the grill mentioned above.
That's the video of the guy sounding off about the neighbor grilling a couple of cats on the grill mentioned above.
Fire up the grill, Mom!
https://rumble.com/v5ebsjh
https://rumble.com/v5ebsjh
“They can call it whatever they want. Romney didn’t win did he?”
Thanks for your comments all. It is appreciated.
555. The only second term (pun totally intended) winner on this is PETA that might grab the pussy, I mean opportunity, in the wind and storm us all with endless propaganda that even more animals should be put on the no-grill list while Haitians are taken off the no-fly ditto. Will Camela be able to hold them at bay 2025-2028?
Anyway, did I tell you all that my grandmother ate bunnies during World War 2, even farmed them? She did, the whole village did. Winters in the early 40's were hard and meat was scarce. Technically Sweden wasn't involved in WW2, but Germany held Norway and there's a loooong common border between our nations that needed military garding. Grandpa was stationed there for close to two years while Grandma held down the farm back home. To their small stash of cows and pigs and hens she added a handful of bunnies and let nature work it's course. Apparently there was about 120 bunnies in cages on lawns around the house when Grandpa came back, despite the oldest ones according to plan having been picked off to go in a stew now and then.
There's also a related story. I had just gotten my driver's license and was out with a friend when I hit an ordinary forest rabbit with the car and killed it. We stopped to check, it was dead alright, but no outside blood, just totally smashed up internally. My friend said "I know what to do" and threw it in the trunk. Then we drove to HIS grandfather and grandmother, who took the rabbit and skinned it, gave us fifty kronor for the skin, and said we could come over for rabbit stew the next day if enough meat could be salvaged. They hadn't eaten that themselves since right after WW2 and seemed quite happy for the nostalgia. I was already booked that day with a girl I had my own rabbiting plans for (that failed miserably) so I missed the chance to eat some myself (any way you look at it) but that was the day I realized how common the practice of eating fluff bunnies must have been back then.
Anyway, did I tell you all that my grandmother ate bunnies during World War 2, even farmed them? She did, the whole village did. Winters in the early 40's were hard and meat was scarce. Technically Sweden wasn't involved in WW2, but Germany held Norway and there's a loooong common border between our nations that needed military garding. Grandpa was stationed there for close to two years while Grandma held down the farm back home. To their small stash of cows and pigs and hens she added a handful of bunnies and let nature work it's course. Apparently there was about 120 bunnies in cages on lawns around the house when Grandpa came back, despite the oldest ones according to plan having been picked off to go in a stew now and then.
There's also a related story. I had just gotten my driver's license and was out with a friend when I hit an ordinary forest rabbit with the car and killed it. We stopped to check, it was dead alright, but no outside blood, just totally smashed up internally. My friend said "I know what to do" and threw it in the trunk. Then we drove to HIS grandfather and grandmother, who took the rabbit and skinned it, gave us fifty kronor for the skin, and said we could come over for rabbit stew the next day if enough meat could be salvaged. They hadn't eaten that themselves since right after WW2 and seemed quite happy for the nostalgia. I was already booked that day with a girl I had my own rabbiting plans for (that failed miserably) so I missed the chance to eat some myself (any way you look at it) but that was the day I realized how common the practice of eating fluff bunnies must have been back then.
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