Tinkle, Tinkle in a jar
One you keep inside your car
For when your bladder level's high
And there is no rest stop nearby

Hickory, dickory, dock
Two mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one,
And the other mouse didn't
Want to get hit, so he ran back down..
Hickory, dickory, dock

Higgledy, piggledy, my pet hen
She lays eggs for gentlemen
Sometimes nine, and sometimes ten
But, how can she know gentlemen get the eggs?
For all she knows, it's Gentle Ben..
Higgledy, piggledy, my pet hen

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both of them were stoned
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And that's why he was de-throned

Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep
And don't know where to find them
Old Hobo Sam's out by the dam
He's doin' humps behind them..

Rock-a-bye, baby,
In the tree top
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall
And you may be charged with
Child endangering and lined up
Against the police station wall..

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick
But if that candlestick is lit,
Jack better watch his ass
Or he be scorchin' it..

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "Don't they have
Any damned silverware around here?"

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey..
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside here,
And said, "What the Hell
Are curds and whey?"

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
For dogfood 'cause Rover was thin
But, later she bawled,
Cause the "Ol Roy" had been recalled
Rover died and rigor mortis set in

Sing a song of "Sixth Sense"
A little boy asks why?
Why do I see dead guys,
When I close my eye?