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Song Parodies -> "I Could Have Dammed All Night"

Original Song Title:

"I Could Have Danced All Night"

Original Performer:

'My Fair Lady' soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Could Have Dammed All Night"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I could have dammed all night,
I could have dammed all night—
I drill elms to the core.
Out I have spread those things
Before I start building;
The landowners get sore.
The river’s flow will cease to go—I’m biting
Those stalwart trunks and bark—delight!
I have earned enmity
’cause of my damming spree.
I could have dammed, dammed, dammed all night.

They could have “damned!” all night,
They could have “damned!” all night,
Their threats, mad words—and more.
They start to spread those things
With iron jaws and springs
That sever legs from core.
It grips my toe; it hurts me so—it’s biting;
I’m all but done for—hard to fight.
I had earned enmity
’cause of my damming spree.
I am a hat to damn frostbite.

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Anne Arbor - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Well I'll be dammed! 5's!
Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
You've shown yourself to be a real eager beaver! ;D
Mark Scotti - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
really sunk your teeth into that one!
John Barry - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, Mark.
Christie Marie M - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Agent Dale Beaver (originally Dale Cooper, character of Twin Peaks): Another dam fine write of parodies, John! 555's!
MadameSansFur - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey PirateJacques, Lord au Be-Fur, . . . more storms & Rain are still on the way, SirSweaty!
Phil Nelson - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, you wrote about dams all night. Funny stuff! 555
Fiddlegirl - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Ward, I think there's something wrong with the beaver... ;)
AFW - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I see you've submitted a bunch of dam good parodies today
littleJillNoDrill - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
CaptainJack, this mindless 'drilling' is NOT very fulfilling, . . SirSweaty !

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