D’s for Demerol, it comforts me
R’s for Ritalin, l’ve ADD
U’s for Ultram: very little narcolepsy
G’s for grass, or more precisely, cannabis I score

And drugs are all I’ll ever want from you
Drugs can shore me up when I feel blue
Mood-change drugs, I take ’em
And I never will forsake ’em
Drugs are made for us to do

D’s for Dilaudid, it comforts me
R’s for Rohypnol—narcolepsy
U’s for Ultracet, the Ultram is mixed with T*
G’s for ganja—more precisely, sativa I score

And drugs are all I ever want to do
Drugs are better than a daily screw
Mood-change drugs, I take ’em
Hashish brownies, I will bake ’em
Drugs I crave—not just a few!

Drugs I take—forsake a screw
Drugs, I take and make ’em too


*Tylenol