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Song Parodies -> "Halloweener"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Halloweener"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Halloweener, Halloweener: shameful costume.
You’re so like a Wicked Witch with wicked wiles.
You look ghostly ’cause you mostly ride across rooms
on a broom, Halloweener with wicked smile.

There is guile inside your coven, Halloweener
and a boiling cauldron, to which you impart
eye of newt, toe of frog—not one more step,
the frog—lies there; toeless, dies there.
Cauldron warms for this “meal,” Halloweener.
You’re just a cold and cronely, ugly Wiccan tart.

You are frying in your oven, Halloweener
something that sure resembles a human part.
Many screams emanate from your four* prep.
Smells like guy fare. You like guy rare?
It’s not warm where babes teethe, Halloweener:
your tit is cold, on loan to metaphoric art.

Halloweener, caldo**schemer


*oven
**soup, broth

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Meriadoc - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Very poetic! I think it fit the OS well, in a macabre sort of way. Particularly liked the witch's teat line! Five dog's tongues for you JB!
AFW - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Timely for the season..tricky, and a treat
Nite Owl - October 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Spooktacular!

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