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Song Parodies -> "Moe’s the Mean One"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Moe’s the Mean One"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Moe’s the mean one, Moe’s the mean one—he will maim you,
stick his fingers in your eyes when he gets riled.
He might poke you or palm-stroke you or inflame you
with a blow torch; his manner is far from mild.

He’s not mild, easily riled is Moe, the mean one,
but though he is a Stooge, he is pretty smart.
Larry might fight back if he had more pep,
but just lies there with that wires hair.
Without warning he beats, Moe the mean one.
Don’t ever hit him in the face with a cream tart!

He’s not mild, an angry child is Moe, the mean one;
he’ll give you a contusion and it will smart.
Curly don’t fight back, though he has more pep—
way up high there: ain’t no guy hair.
He is far from effete, Moe the mean one;
if he enters a room, it’s best that you depart.

Moe’s the mean one; Moe will beat one.

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Old Man Ribber - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB - Is this good? Soitenly! ;D
Curly - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Patrick - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Still funny after all these years. I read his autobiography. Moe Howard was a lot smarter than the character he played.
Callmelennie - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Why, I oughta ..... give you three fives
Timmy - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Woo, woo, woo, woo woo - that's me running around in circles on the floor giving you 5's
John Barry - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Gee, t'anks, fellas!
Rob Arndt - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Hysterical-555! DKOS that well so I hope you don't mind- I did a parody of your parody again for tomorrow!
Lifeliver - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Wassamattawichu, wise guy, why you ... Five for each of the stooges. Oh wait, I think there were six. Sorry can't help you there. I once saw Moe interviewed. It was quite weird to see and hear him behaving like a normal, sentient human being. Did you know it's said that the original Curly more or less caroused himself to death, if you know what I mean.

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