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Song Parodies -> "Mammon Preacher"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Mammon Preacher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mammon preacher, Mammon seeker, in your game you
gull the gullible by plying wily guile.
And no matter how many stand up to shame you,
you still babble on in senile, servile style.

It’s your style to bray and then foot-in-mouth fuck up.
Though you are demented, still you’re crafty-smart.
Many schemes have you dreamed up to score gelt.
So you buy air time to ply there
all the corn that you deal, Mammon preacher.
You’re evil, old; your quest for gold just won’t depart.

(It’s your style to prey on acolytes who look up)
It’s your style to pray to troglodytes and suck up;
you have cemented a bargain as their tart.
Both your dreams are soaked with schemes to score gelt;
many piles snared despite lies bared.
Your flock warned; still you steal, Mammon preacher.
You’re evil, old, a pest who gold-trolls each day’s start.

Mammon preacher, Mammon teacher.

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Praise B 2 God - July 12, 2013 - Report this comment
It's good to see more people realize there's thieves in the temple. Religion can be good 4 U, it doesn't have to be a rip-off.

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