“Affluenza,” “affluenza” is a named ruse,
for a dreck-dense defense dredged up shyster-style.
It is Texas that’s the nexus for this shamed ruse. . .
ginned up “affluenza” for a kid that’s vile.

Four folks died; he ran ’em over: alco-enza.
Punk was drunk—four innocent lives did depart.
Shysters schemed till they thought up this lore dreck:
“People died there, but please try fair.
Mom and dad caused the freak's ‘affluenza.’
He’s never told what’s right, what’s wrong.
So have a heart!”

With skunk mother, punk sought cover; all flew, went t’
Mexico, got prepped to go, then did depart.
But their scheme was at its seamy core dreck. . .
couldn’t hide there, this reviled pair.
Mom and son not gone long in absentia.
Two wretched trolls are oh so wrong;
proceedings start.

“Affluenza,” law-ruse stencher.