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Song Parodies -> "Mother Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Mother Teacher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Moaning teacher, moaning teacher...was après school...
loved this pedagogy lovely doggie-style.
She was horny, I was thorny with arrayed tool;
when I’d boned the teacher, she and I both smiled.

I’m no child as I demo’d with moaning teacher,
but some say that’s she’s a cradle-robbing tart.
She had schemed to elicit one more shtup:
She would lie there stroking my hair.
She was warmed up with zeal, moaning teacher.
We both were bold hay-rollers, lovers from the start.

She’s with child and soon will become mother teacher;
this is how the court proceedings got their start.
Lawyer teams said she’d schemed, thus got knocked up.
What did I care? I’d had my share
of her warmth and her zeal, moaning teacher.
In jail she’s thrown; back home sis Lisa plays the part.

Boning Lisa, moaning Lisa!

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