Mountain Leeza, Mountain Leeza is my trail muse.
She’s is sprightly, light on feet, can hike for miles.
When she’s roaming, in she’s homing on those trail views
Gimlet’s Mountain Leeza’s eye, twinkling her smile.

It’s her style to work us over; Mountain Leeza
says, “Speed up, increase the beating of your hearts!”
As a team we’ve taken many more steps:
our best try’s there; and my eyes stare
at the yet unrevealed Mountain Leeza.
My orbs are rolling, not trek-poling do I start.

Comes a smile suggesting love to mouth of Leeza:
Moistened lips impart no quips yet coyly part.
All my dreams have been teeming with more shtups.
Now I spy there beckoned eyestare.
I feel warmed by her zeal; Mountain Leeza
says thus: “Be bold and bonely, love me, jerk. Let’s start!”

Mountin’ Leeza, Mountain Leeza.