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Song Parodies -> "The X-Files Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The X-Files Song"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Agents looking at some secret files
Stuff not everybody knows
Small green men landed here in their craft
At least that's how the story goes

Everybody knows they crashed down in New Mexico
At the Roswell desert site
Little men with their long pointed heads
Will haunt you in your dreams tonight

Are there more strangers on the way?
And did some land here with intentions just to stay
Seems every person has a need to try
To see if there are ufo's that really fly

And so we're beaming little messages
To planets old and life forms new
There's all kinds of things, written down, here to stay
In the x-files, for you

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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AFW - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I sighted this and voted...but am not going to tell anyone, they'll think I'm crazy...5's
Tim Mayfield - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This one probed me for 5's. Shh! It's a conspiracy.
John Barry - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, I used to work for a guy who's buddies with Art Bell, the UFO nut. He'd love this. 5s.
Scathe - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This was delightfully weird, Royce. 3 5's
Johnny D - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
There's a guy smoking Morleys who wants a word with you about this parody, Royce... heh heh
Matthias - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
The 5,5,5's are out there.
John Jenkins - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
X-cellent parody, Royce. You should consider entering it in the ABC parody contest for the best parody starting with the letter X next week.
Billy Florio - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
The truth is out there Royce, this is a good parody.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thoughtful lyrics, great pacing and rhymes, novel subject choice--5's all round.
Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Royce!
Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I could tell you how I voted on this song... but I'd have to kill you.
Duane Barry - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That was AWESOME!! Rock, rock, rock!
Rachel - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my gosh! I friggin love the X Files and this was such a great parody!!
xphileperson101 - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
hahahaha!! thats funny!!

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