Song Parodies -> "I Want You for Two Sadistic Reasons"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You For Sentimental Reasons"

Original Performer:

"I Want You for Two Sadistic Reasons"

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The Lyrics

original song recorded by Nat King Cole in 1946 and later by his daughter

I want you for two sadistic reasons:
- Your flesh is now in season
- I want to eat your heart

I want you, your organs are a treat to me
Please give your tasty heart to me
I hope it ain't too tart

I salivate every morning
Mouth waters every night
My fork would not be lonely
If I could take a bite

I want you for two sadistic reasons
- My tastebuds have no reason
- I'm cannibal at heart

I want you for two sadistic reasons
- Your flesh is now in season
- I hope it ain't too tart

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