Song Parodies -> "I Love Bare Ass"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Paris"

Original Performer:

"I Love Bare Ass"

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The Lyrics

Everytime it comes down,
My sweet lady's gown
A devilish gleam, my eyes send
Then, I give out a cheer
For her dear "Ah" rear
And my preferred stock's Diva'd end

I love Bare Ass in the springtime
I love Bare Ass in the fall
I love Bare Ass in the summer
When it tinkles
I love Bare Ass in the winter
When it crinkles

I love Bare Ass every moment
When it's on my lady fair
I love Bare Ass,
Why oh why
Do I love Bare Ass
Because my love is Bare

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alvin rhodes - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment

touching

Diddims - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Taken another way, it could be a song for bestiality; "ass" was the origial name for the donkey before "ass" and the word "arse" (the true word for the derriere) came to sound almost alike by the late 1700s... but I digress. J'aime le cul nu!

John Jenkins - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment

"preferred stock's Diva'd end" is the best line of the new year and it might remain so 363 days from now.

AFW - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin, Diddims, and John

carol - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment

I am ass igning this 5's

AFW - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, carol

z - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

you are welcome

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