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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Cat Poo Poo"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad Of Cat Ballou"
Original Performer:
Nat King Cole, from the movie,
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad Of Cat Poo Poo"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Well, I hate a tomcat's rear
And you're now about to hear
The ballad of Cat poo poo..
It's about my neighbor's black
I'd just love to plug his crack
'Cause smell up my yard is all that he can do
Cat poo poo, Cat poo poo
Hangs around my house in Niles City, Ohio
Niles City, Ohio, twenty four-seven..more!
And likes to drop Cat poo poo
On my front porch floor..
He spreads his mess in Niles City, Ohio
Niles City, Ohio..nasty smell, P U
Around my yard keeps a stoppin'
Droppin' Cat poo poo
A feline fiend of the witches
(Poops like the devil)
That son-of-a-bitch is
(Pees like the devil)
My gun finger itches
(Curse of the devil)
(He's mean and evil thru and thru)
Cat poo poo, Cat poo-poo-oo-oo
He's mean and evil thru and thru..
He can scale a roof, now I'm talkin' two story
I'm talkin' two story, peers through window pane
The wildest cat in this town..
Tries to drive me insane
Well, one of these days, that cat's goin' to glory
It's goin' to glory, soon, I don't know when..
He'd better bless his nine lives
I'm loaded up for ten..
A feline fiend of the witches
(Poops like the devil)
That son-of-a-bitch is
(Pees like the devil)
My gun finger itches
(Curse of the devil)
(Just mean and evil thru and thru)
Cat poo poo, (Cat poo poo)
Cat poo-poo-oo-oo (Cat poo poo)
He's mean and evil thru and thru
Cat poo poo, Cat poo-poo-oo-oo
So mean and evil thru and thru
And you're now about to hear
The ballad of Cat poo poo..
It's about my neighbor's black
I'd just love to plug his crack
'Cause smell up my yard is all that he can do
Cat poo poo, Cat poo poo
Hangs around my house in Niles City, Ohio
Niles City, Ohio, twenty four-seven..more!
And likes to drop Cat poo poo
On my front porch floor..
He spreads his mess in Niles City, Ohio
Niles City, Ohio..nasty smell, P U
Around my yard keeps a stoppin'
Droppin' Cat poo poo
A feline fiend of the witches
(Poops like the devil)
That son-of-a-bitch is
(Pees like the devil)
My gun finger itches
(Curse of the devil)
(He's mean and evil thru and thru)
Cat poo poo, Cat poo-poo-oo-oo
He's mean and evil thru and thru..
He can scale a roof, now I'm talkin' two story
I'm talkin' two story, peers through window pane
The wildest cat in this town..
Tries to drive me insane
Well, one of these days, that cat's goin' to glory
It's goin' to glory, soon, I don't know when..
He'd better bless his nine lives
I'm loaded up for ten..
A feline fiend of the witches
(Poops like the devil)
That son-of-a-bitch is
(Pees like the devil)
My gun finger itches
(Curse of the devil)
(Just mean and evil thru and thru)
Cat poo poo, (Cat poo poo)
Cat poo-poo-oo-oo (Cat poo poo)
He's mean and evil thru and thru
Cat poo poo, Cat poo-poo-oo-oo
So mean and evil thru and thru
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My mental image of Stubby Kaye and Nat King Cole strolling about town singing this is sure to keep me sniggering for some time. :-)
hilarious...i want to see THAT movie
Marvinlous.
Sir l'Air de Farce, ~the Duke 0'Piles in Niles~ This is so LeeMarvinEsque ! ! Absolutely adorable, Sir. this KittyCou sends you fives!
Love these lines, Sir L'Air ! espceially the 9 lives & your trigger finger itching . . . This is great !
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