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Song Parodies -> "Plopped on the Easel"
Original Song Title:
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nursery Rhyme
Parody Song Title:
"Plopped on the Easel"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The zoo views each chimp as a mensch;
Each monkey has an easel.
The apes play with paint by the ton,
Plopped on the easel.
This one takes a whole tube of red
And spreads it with some fecal
Matter on the canvas; throws
Poop at the easel.
Half a pound that's teeming with lice
And smelling rather evil.
Mix it with green; in a trice
Poop art on easel.
Then it ends up in SoHo,
Sought by the MOMA's fabled
Art buyer; much money goes
Plop on the table.
Now it's viewed as art that's fine
By non-mensches who're feeble.
Conned they fawn o'er colon spawn. . .
Poop plopped on easel.
Each monkey has an easel.
The apes play with paint by the ton,
Plopped on the easel.
This one takes a whole tube of red
And spreads it with some fecal
Matter on the canvas; throws
Poop at the easel.
Half a pound that's teeming with lice
And smelling rather evil.
Mix it with green; in a trice
Poop art on easel.
Then it ends up in SoHo,
Sought by the MOMA's fabled
Art buyer; much money goes
Plop on the table.
Now it's viewed as art that's fine
By non-mensches who're feeble.
Conned they fawn o'er colon spawn. . .
Poop plopped on easel.
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Fun ! Cute ! 5 plops !
Very Artistic JB
unique concept
Thanks, PD, Matthias, Alvin.
LOL...
LOL. Makes you wonder what that little red dot in the middle of a canvas that sold for oodles was. Need I speculate?
Reminds me a bit of Offender's "If I had a Million Dollars" parody. I don't consider smearing crap on a canvas as art and wouldn't pay anything for it. Some people have too much money. 5s.
Very inventive stuff, funny story
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