Blaaaaaaaaaaagojevich, from the windy city on the plain--
You'd pay him with treats and you'd get eats
Anyplace--you'd just mention his name.
Blaaaaaaaagojevich, he was hungry for money, this guy.
If you'd talk the talk and walk the walk,
You could dip your fingers in the pie.

Yes this guy was wrong and a scam,
But in Illinois, that is the plan.
But then one day,
Fitz came to town to say
(Rod was dismayin'):
"We're gonna find Blagojevich
Guilty and he will pay!"

Blaaaaaaaaagojevich, from the windy city on the plain,
Tried to fill the seat of he who beat
The opponent who's named John McCain.
Blaaaaaaagojevich wanted much money to name a guy
Who would jerk him off and perk him off
Then go to D.C., to the Hill high

Above this flat and swampy land
Where the bagmen in Congress demand:
You pay to play.
Rod's dick got in the way;
Now Fitz is sayin':
"We are gonna find the Blagman
Guilty. . .put him away!"


*What joke!