Song Parodies -> "5,00000 Beers Alone"

Original Song Title:

"5 Minutes Alone"

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Original Performer:

"5,00000 Beers Alone"

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The Lyrics

I drink a Bud and have a piss
I sleep and dream about it all
Please be sure, i'm still U15
I'll smoked a joint in the bog

I'll still drink in the bogs today
I'm not a young Essex twat
I'm not Katie Price either
So she can go f''k herself

5,00000 beers alone
5,00000 beers alone
Give me some more
5,00000 beers alone
Oh, s'''e

I wish I was Norman Wisdom
More like Billie Joe Armstrong
I am a youthful sonic of Phish
Rest me, rest me
I write my thoughts on pepper
But i'll vomit on Stuart Maconie

5,000000 beers alone
5,000000 beers alone
Oh, please give me a Bud
5,00000
5,00000 beers alone

Lol

Where is my f''king mind

Where is my f''king mind
I ain't no Surfer Rosa
I ain't no Nevermind
Please be a northern Suede
F''k this, f''k that
They're good these like times
But I ain't a Smiths teenager

5,00000 beers alone
5,00000 beers alone
Apparently
5,00000 beers
Alone
Just give me

I was you were so nice
I was you were so nice
I was you were so nice
(F'/king w'''e)
I was you were so nice
I was you were so nice
I was you were so nice
I was you were so nice
Just gimme a Kevin Carter

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