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Song Parodies -> "Floss Under The Bridge"

Original Song Title:

"Cross Over The Bridge"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"Floss Under The Bridge"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

If you're a guy who has a gal and dates her every night
You have to keep presentable, so she will hold you tight
You gotta' gargle with mouthwash to guarantee that kiss
And after you have brushed and stuff, you also must do this..

Floss Under The Bridge, Floss Under The Bridge
Caps and gaps need lots of hygiene.
Floss Under The Bridge
When there's food stuck in your smilie
That's a turn off, highly
Brother, Floss Under The Bridge..

If you hope to hear those wedding bells and take her for a bride
Better cater to your tator trap and keep it purified
Don't take your gums for granted or a loser you shall be
Some cleaner bum will steal her, chum, just skip the string, you'll see

Floss Under The Bridge, Floss Under The Bridge
Caps and gaps need lots of hygiene,
Floss Under The Bridge
When there's food stuck in your smilie
That's a turn off, highly
Brother, Floss Under The Bridge

Brother, Floss Under The Bridge

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alvin - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
title of the day
John Barry - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Tie for title of the day with "Great Suspender."
AFW - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin and John

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