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Song Parodies -> "I'm Watchin' a Doggie in a Video"

Original Song Title:

"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Watchin' a Doggie in a Video"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
The one with a saliv'ry trail
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
That l'il pup's sure got him some good tail!

I just caught a clip of little porn yeah
Called "Eve and Paws: Canine Cyclone"
Seems she finds that doggie very fulsome
'Cus the doggie sure has a good bone!

I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
His antics they sure 'make her smile'
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
It's provin' that "doggie" is good style

On screen of my 'puter there were pop-ups
I thought I'd check out for a lark
But soon I downloaded whole collection
'Cus Rover shoots right on the mark!

Eve took on a Pug and an Akita
She sure made that Terrier squawk
She did tricks with howling little Shih Tzus
I must say those Cock-ers made me gawk

I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
The one which does shaggy impale
I'm watchin' a doggie in a video
I do hope more filmings are avail!
www.merryandpippin.com
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Overall Rating: 5.0
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Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll quit groaning just long enough to give you some 5s...eeek!
Phil Alexander - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Woof. Bark, bark, Howwwwwwwllll
Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't forget the K9 Jelly!
K9chyd - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You two are a couple of very sick puppies! :-)
John Barry - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I conCUR--this is a good one. "Eve and Paws: Canine Cyclone” made me howl.
Rod Worden - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This one fetches three 5s!
Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is truly cute. Bet someone reads it and gets an idea to put doggie porn up...lol. 5's
EmiLoca - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
What is it with this website? Does everyone here but me have a weird fetish for canine sexuality? 5's.
The Great Dane - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Once you go terrier, you'll never be merrier!
Rod W - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Said the spaniel, "I'll cocker".
The Cocker Spaniel's Car Salesman - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
To hack with a knife, the price, on my sticker
Come back with your wife, be nice, and we'll dicker.
Meriadoc - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks! Glad everyone enjoyed it! Looks like one of the doggies forgot to vote, tho' Must be bad paw coordination! ;-)
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
why you sick twisted perverts.....lemme know next time you're gonna watch something like this...i'll bring the popcorn......5s
Meriadoc - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmmm! Popcorn! Thanks Alvin! ;-)
Snoop - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Bow wow WOW yippee yo yippee yay...5's. :-)
The Thought Police - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
So,how many times did you hit the "Paws" button?(Remember,once you go Dane,you're in for great Pain !) 555
PoP - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you two been watching too much European porn or what? LOL I love it, it's so racy & dirty - right up my alley! ;)
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Just too many good lines to comment on one - an exercise in how to beat the censor. I had to take away my dog's phone privileges after she ordered a subscription to "Doggie Style" magazine.
The Thought Police - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
To the car salesman: "You dicker first,I'll dicker next, she go home with guy who dicker the best !"
mandamoo - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to say, I lapped this one up ! In fact, 'all you need is LUV' comes to mind...heehee.....( a t.v. commercial from waaay back.... ) Too clever guys !
Claude Prez - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Been trying to teach my dog to "come" for over a year; I guess I had the wrong kind of training video. I'd give you "all fours" but that wouldn't be right.
RockandRollFan - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm running out of words to describe these...how many ways can there BE for awesome!
Jonathan C. - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd at least use larger breeds. (J/K everybody, very funny in a lurid sort of way. :D)

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