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Song Parodies -> "The Genesee Waltz"
Original Song Title:
"The Tennesee Waltz"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Patti Page
Parody Song Title:
"The Genesee Waltz"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
To those who may live in a state where not sold...Genesee is a brand of beer.
I Was dancing with my girlfriend,
To The Genesee Waltz,
When I found out my zipper was down
Held her closer, tried to glide it,
I was just too drunk to guide it,
And it hung up on me and her gown..
'Can't remember that night,
Nor The Genesee Waltz,
But they say on that ambulance trip,
She was blushin', I was screamin'
The guy was drivin' like a demon,
As we lay in the back, hip to hip
No, 'Can't remember that night,
Nor The Genesee Waltz,
But I do know how much I have lost...
Lost my girlfriend, lost my zipper,
Lost the tip off my Nipper,
All because of That Genesee Waltz
To The Genesee Waltz,
When I found out my zipper was down
Held her closer, tried to glide it,
I was just too drunk to guide it,
And it hung up on me and her gown..
'Can't remember that night,
Nor The Genesee Waltz,
But they say on that ambulance trip,
She was blushin', I was screamin'
The guy was drivin' like a demon,
As we lay in the back, hip to hip
No, 'Can't remember that night,
Nor The Genesee Waltz,
But I do know how much I have lost...
Lost my girlfriend, lost my zipper,
Lost the tip off my Nipper,
All because of That Genesee Waltz
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Ahh, Genesee....no longer water, not quite beer! Funny parody, too!
Can't get Genesee out here, but someone smuggled some cream ale back from NY once and I remember it being rather good, but then that was 20 years ago. Oh, and fives for the song, great job!
wonderful and funny
sounds like a dream date...hahahaha...5s
Genesee--a rite of passage for those of us from the Northeast. A fine parody; a not-fine brew.
Thanks all for votes and comments....True about Genesee. Not quite Coors, but it rhymes, and sounds close to Tennessee..
well, AFW, not only was your zipper down, something else must also have been where it oughtn't - Judge Judy would say you brought it on yourself mister - 555
Ha ha...thanks, Stuart....
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