Song Parodies -> "Fiber"

Original Song Title:

"Fever"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Fiber"

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The Lyrics

I believe that someone on Saturday Night Live did a Peggy Lee parody of this song back in the '80's (Nora McDonald?) with the same title. Can't remember the words, but here are mine...

Farting so much I love it
Farting so much I stink
There is just one reason for it
It's the fiber that's the link

I eating fiber
Then I'm gassy
Fiber in the morning light
Fiber! in the daytime
Fiber all through the night.

I light my farts with matches
The flames light up the night
Singeing all of my butt hair
The only way to do it right

I'm eating fiber
Then I'm gassy
Fiber in the morning light
Fiber! in the daytime
Fiber all through the night

Everybody's got to eat fiber
This is something you all know
Fiber isn't such a new thing
Fiber always makes you go

Romeo and Juliette
Enjoyed a forbidden love
Fiber is the thing that bound them
To the fiber gods above

"Thou giveth fiber"
"When we farteth"
"Flames from my butt will shoot"
"Fiber! My hole's afire"
"Fiber yeah it burns forsooth"

Now you've listened to my story
Here's the point that I have made
Flaming farts come from fiber
Be it Fahrenheit or Centigrade

They come from fiber
When you blast them
Flames light up the sky
Fiber! Till you sizzle
What a lovely way to fry.

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Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Uh, that would have been Nora Dunn, who quit over Andrew Dice Clay being the guest host in 1990, and Sinead O'Connor refused to appear that week as well. She came on a week later. By a weird coincidence, there are only two SNL reruns that NBC refuses to let cable outlets show, and Sinead was a factor in both. And let us have a moment of silence for Little Willie John, the first person to record "Fever" in 1956.

Susanna Viljanen - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm not into toilet humour, but a witty choice of a song, albeit a bit limping pacing. 4-2-4.

Kim - October 22, 2016 - Report this comment

I never knew how stopped I was up Kept on eating cheese all day But when I put than bran inside me That fiber did clear the way Give me fiber, bulk and roughage Fiber when you want to feel right Fiber in the morning Fiber 'for you sleep at night Incomplete evacuation makes us feel so out of sorts Feels like something died inside us Time to try some water sports Oh give me fiber, bulk and roughage Fiber when you want to feel right FIBER in the mornin Fiber 'for you sleep at night

Glenn Osmond - April 28, 2017 - Report this comment

On Saturday Night Live the lyrics included "Bran...Natures broom....incomplete evacuation, thats bran...natures broom, etc All i can remember from a quarter century ago!

Gary Albert - September 16, 2018 - Report this comment

I seem to remember part of the lyric began “Got your diverticulitis..” I’m unable to find ANY video of this Nora Dunn clip anywhere. Does anyone have it?

Skeeto - February 05, 2021 - Report this comment

Here is the link, go to the 6:25 mark and here lyrics correctly. https://archive.org/details/saturday-night-live-s-13-e-03-dabney-coleman-the-cars

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