-> "Believer"
Original Song Title:
"Fever"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Believer"
The Lyrics
BELIEVER
Never know who's up above you
Never know why is there air
Never know for sure God loves you
I bet believer that's so hard to bear
You true believer, when you diss me
Even when you think you sight
Weaver of the dawnin',
Weaver of the starry night
Sun lights up the daytime
Moon reflects its light
I don't try to call it a name
And you know I'm gonna keep that right
And so believer, when you hiss me,
Even with hell-threat you fright,
Shiva got me yawnin'
Jeheeva and the same, Shi'ite
Everybody's got the fever
One True God, they all know
Neither is it such a new thing
Started million years ago
Bill O'Reilly, on the set
Richard Dawkins at took aim
When tides put their arms around Earth,
He said 'Must be God - can't explain!'
Dawkins a-seether: 'Well we know this:
Even as a proven truth
Heaver - of the tide? Ah!
Gravity of moon, forsooth!'
Captain Cook and Charlie Darwin
Sailed to lands no one knew where
Beagle and Endeavor, filled 'em
With species that could not be there
Science achiever, hits and misses
Levering us to new-found height
Grieve ya, superstitious!
Experiment for sweet insight
Now we bask in their bold glory
Into the unknown we wade
Replicate evidence and sieve her
Corroborate, call spade a spade
Be fact retriever - don't dismiss them
Even as we live and learn
Fever, gonna fizzle
No, nobody is gonna burn
Nobody is gonna burn
Faith-free, new ways ahead we earn
What a lovely way to learn
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