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Song Parodies -> "Want Heaven With Twitter Girls?"
Original Song Title:
"Thank Heaven For Little Girls"
Original Performer:
Perry Como
Parody Song Title:
"Want Heaven With Twitter Girls?"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Unlike actor Maurice Chevalier, today's males need not wait for Gigi to grow up in the most delightful way, thanks to a U.S. court ruling that "morning-after" pills cannot be withheld on the basis of age.
Want heaven with twitter girls? [1]
More twitter girls get fingered [2] ev'ry day.
There's heaven with twitter girls;
They no more need a mom's or dad's okay.
Those nimble thighs of temptress stand, appealing;
Don't pay her cash until your passion's truly reeling.
Thank fed judge for little pills
That pregnancy forestall,
No matter where, no matter who.
Don't shout; they should make little noise, too. [3]
Thank Taiwan . . . thank Nippon . . .
Thank Finland [4] for twitter girls!
More twitter girls get fingered [2] ev'ry day.
There's heaven with twitter girls;
They no more need a mom's or dad's okay.
Those nimble thighs of temptress stand, appealing;
Don't pay her cash until your passion's truly reeling.
Thank fed judge for little pills
That pregnancy forestall,
No matter where, no matter who.
Don't shout; they should make little noise, too. [3]
Thank Taiwan . . . thank Nippon . . .
Thank Finland [4] for twitter girls!
[1] Those born since 1995 are under 18 and raised in the social media culture.
[2] Refers to real or virtual keyboards, of course.
[3] If you're a male over 18, you'll want to "keep it quiet."
[4] These nations export smartphones; their names pseudo-rhyme with "heaven."
[2] Refers to real or virtual keyboards, of course.
[3] If you're a male over 18, you'll want to "keep it quiet."
[4] These nations export smartphones; their names pseudo-rhyme with "heaven."
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Near the bottom, "they" refers to girls (not pills) and would be "she" if there's only one girl.
Naughty, nasty, needly and nice, if a little brief. Though I have no objection to enlightening footnotes, I thought they were overdone and self-explanatory in the parody, in this case. I would have preferred you spent the time running through the song twice. 555
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