-> "Glyphed Gimp’s Bossable"
Original Song Title:
"It's Impossible"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Glyphed Gimp’s Bossable"
The Lyrics
Glyphed gimp’s bossable
by more-intelligent guy.
Dim gimp is bossable.
Very bossable
after on his bed he lies…
in sleep he’s tossable.
The chief demands, “Bring him to me;
if he don’t obey, he’ll rue me!”
The Gimp always does what the chief tells him to;
he’s a gimp bossable
“Bring out The Gimp from behind the padlocked door…
make that gimp malleable.
Stuff a ball gag in his mouth so he don’t roar.”
His lips are cloggable;
he’s no gimp audible.
The Gimp lives each day in a hermetic world,
and he can’t get out.
Only on the chief’s order is The Gimp let out.
That’s the only time he’s sprung.
Poor schmuck, gimp bossable.
When The Gimp is let out from behind the door,
he’s strictly malleable
Thes the chief has got for him a little chore…
be gimp irascible.
The Gimp’s briefly out from his hermetic world,
and once he’s let out,
chief removes the ball gag from beneath his red snout.
Then come orders that there’s mischief to be done.
He’s no gimp laudable.
Of tat glyphs awful full—
a gimp embossable.
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