-> "This Charmer is the Man (Who Speeds Our Fall)"
Original Song Title:
"The Farmer is the Man (Who Feeds Us All)"
Parody Song Title:
"This Charmer is the Man (Who Speeds Our Fall)"
The Lyrics
When this charmer came to town [1]
With his flag-pin token, brown,
Oh this charmer was the man to lead us all.
Of Chicago's crooks was he;
Saul Alinsky would agree
That this charmer was the man to seed our fall.
Oh this charmer's now the man
With warm-up "Yes, we can!"
Lives for golf and basketball.
We must take him and his band,
And defeat him and their stand,
So the middle class can once again grow tall.
When the lawyers hang around,
Campaign money does abound;
Oh this charmer is the man who needs it all.
And the teachers, teamsters, cooks,
All the unions sink their hooks
In this charmer who's the man who heeds them all.
Oh this charmer's now the man
Who harms each biz-ness plan,
Gives 'til credit hits the wall.
When the interest rates go high,
He will plunder ev'ry guy [2]
Who earns more than quarter-million, take it all.
When the banker says (s)he's broke,
And the merchant's up in smoke,
They can bet prof-its this charmer "greed" will call.
It would let them do their best,
If this charmer took a rest,
Then they'd know that it's this charmer speeds their fall.
Oh this charmer's now the man,
This charmer has bad plan;
Gives on credit 'til we fall.
But his rants are wearing thin,
His perdition cannot win;
Don't forget that he's the man who'd bleed us all. [3]
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