Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Mourn Doomed Date"

Original Song Title:

"Born Too Late"

Original Performer:

Poni-Tails

Parody Song Title:

"Mourn Doomed Date"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"Mourn doomed date". . .as sung by Dickey Lee.
To lose his girl, Laura, in a crashed late-
model car was his fate.

Mourned doomed date--the song is about his lost love,
Who died, got fried. It was her fate
To disintegrate.

In such pop schlock there's another
Crooner besides Dickey:
It's J. Frank Wilson, and his tune
Also concerns eternity.

This guy too. . .

Mourns doomed date; he says a prayer,
Also, he cries
'cause his inamorata mate
Is now inanimate.

Mourned two dates, who didn't wear
Seat belts and died.
They met a vehicular fate.
Ay! Guys corny tunes pra-a-a-a-a-ate.
On my ear horns they grate.

Third-rate.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
i have a soft spot in my heart for doomed date ditties....i even remember one i heard on dr. demento where the guy actually climbs in the casket of his beloved to spend eternity
UnKnownPOE - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack Bizarrow, very PoeTic piece, Sir. Funny lines: " Her Fate to disenegrate" . . . " Mourned 2 dates"!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/ponitails7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1129