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Song Parodies -> "Wipe Your Nose"

Original Song Title:

"No One Knows"

Original Performer:

Queens Of The Stone Age

Parody Song Title:

"Wipe Your Nose"

Parody Written by:

Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)

The Lyrics

My tribute to the unhygenic guy in all of us. Enjoy...
You've got some nasal fluids
See them drip
Like Niagara Falls
Wipe your nose

You've got some drool to swallow
On your lip
And on your clothes
This song blows

Oh, what's that gooey thing?
Wipe your nose

And I realize that I...
Am disgusted by your slime...
And I realize that I...
Am disgusted by your slime...

You're armpits smell like dead bird
Rotten skunk
And testosterone
Rinse your bones

I think I've made the notion
That you need
To take a bath
You smell like scum

Decomposing skin
You smell like scum

And I realize that I...
Am disgusted by your slime...
And I realize that I...
Am disgusted by your slime...

Your breath stinks like vomit
What a gift to my nose
To my nose
The gift that you give to me
Killed my nose
Rate me, please!:)
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MQI (?) - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
After I posted this, I discovered a song by DarkJon64 called Blow Your Nose, and it's almost the same as this one. It was completely unintentional, and from now on I'll look for the song before I write it just to check!
Klarissa - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great song! I'm glad to see new bands and songs being used for parody uses! (I'm really glad to see GOOD parodies to newer stuff too.)
MQI (?) - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you very much. I try to do newer songs because people are more likely to recognize them. Some of my songs might be unheard of by some, but there all songs I like, and that's why I parody them. Next up for me is: Papa Roach's Blood Brothers (My alltime favorite Papa Roach song, topic is non-existant as of now). :):):)
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