-> "The Night Time Is the Bite Time"
Original Song Title:
"The Night Time Is the Right Time"
Original Performer:
Ray Charles/CCR
Parody Song Title:
"The Night Time Is the Bite Time"
The Lyrics
You know the night time
(Not the day)
Oh, is the bite time
(No decay)
They'll eat, lick, and chew your jug.
Undead like bite time
(Not the day)
Ghouls drink at night time
(End of day)
They'll eat, lick, and chew your mug
Tasty
(Like filet)
They find you tasty, tasty
(Like paté)
Gourmands, they eat real hasty
(No delay)
Gorged
You know they'll mug you
(Night, not day)
Start to drink, then chug you
(Like Gamay)
Your face squeezed
('Cause you're drained)
Is lookin' pasty
(Blanched and pained)
You know the night time
(Not the day)
Oh, is the bite time
(No decay)
They'll eat, lick, and chew your jug
You know, post-bite time
(You're bloodstained)
Your face, white as lime
('Cause you're drained)
You'll eat, lick, and chew on jugs
You'll rise at night time
(After day)
You'll grind at bite time
(No decay)
You'll eat, lick, and chew on mugs
On leukocytes dine
(Suck away)
Erythrocytes dine
(Umm, type A!)
You'll be one of those who chug
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